Another Job We Won't Be Getting

The jockeying to replace Dominique Strauss-Kahn as head of the IMF has begun. Normally, we throw our hat into the ring for any prestigious job opening, but French finance minister Christine Lagarde is a shoo-in for the position. After all, she possesses the most important qualification for the job: complete lack of interest in sexually assaulting chambermaids.

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