By Way of Explanation. . .

. . . In case you're wondering why our recent posts have been somewhat subpar, we present this little interchange.

Today, our co-worker came into our office, wanting to know if we had paper for the staff copier.  The exchange went something like this:

Co-Worker: Um. . . You have. . .uh, y'know. . .do you have. . .  uh. . . . stacks?  You know, um, stacks of. . .for the staff?  The staff. . .uh, what do you call it. . . . Oh, you know what I mean.

Solipsist:  (Giggling uncontrollably).  No. . . .No we really don't!

It's been that kind of week.