Another Day at Solipsist Central

SOL: Can I ask a question?

WOS: No.

SOL:  OK. . . .(Humming) Hmm. . . .Hmm. . . Hmmm. . . .

WOS: Stop.

SOL: OK. (Pause)  I was just wondering. . .

WOS: Oh, God.

SOL: How does Pac-Man poop?

WOS: . . .

SOL: Does he poop?  I mean, he does eat a lot of fruit.

WOS: (Whimper.)

SOL: Well, I think it's a reasonable question.