The Quest for the Perfect Sentence

OK, I'm not completely sure if this qualifies as a perfect sentence, but I found it amusing.  From today's Times, in an article about new FDA requirements for school lunches:

“Before, there was no taste and no flavor,” said Malik Barrows, a senior at Automotive High School in Brooklyn, who likes fruit but said his classmates threw away their mandatory helpings on the cafeteria floor. “Now there’s no taste, no flavor and it’s healthy, which makes it taste even worse.”

You tell 'em, Malik!