Personally, I Think the Focus Should Be "Teacher Entertainment"

I am on the "Student Success" committee at my college, student success being the current catchphrase used by unseen bureaucrats to describe the purported guiding ethos of community-college educators.  Previous catchphrases have included things like "Equity" and "Learning."  I suppose "student success" is as good a lodestar as any.  Certainly better than "student failure," at any rate--although that would be considerably easier to achieve.