Just Another Day at Solipsist Central

WOS: Would you mind stopping by the store on your way home?  I need you to pick up some "Hot Pockets."

SOL: OK.

WOS: OK, but I only like one specific kind, so you need to make sure you get the right ones.

SOL: OK.

WOS: OK, so, listen, this is important.  The package looks almost the same as the regular kind, but they're different.

SOL: Uh-huh.

WOS: The bread?  Doesn't look quite like the regular bread; it looks more like a baguette.  So you need to look very carefully at the picture.  You can call me if you're not sure.

SOL: OK.

WOS: And the package will say "Subs."

SOL: So, I just have to look for the Hot Pockets that say "Subs."

WOS: Yeah. . . .  OK, I guess that's not that complicated.

SOL: No.

WOS: But you know how you are.

SOL: Yeah. . . Hey!