And see, not one hour after the Solipsist told everyone to calm down over the whole swine flu thing, the World Health Organization has agreed! They, too, agree that we should stop worrying about swine flu--because it's not to be called "swine flu," anymore. Henceforth, in an attempt to get Egyptians to stop slaughtering pigs and to get us Jews back on pork shops, the WHO has declared that the flu formerly known as swine should be known by its proper name, "influenza A (H1N1).
Uh. . . yeah, that's catchy.