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Showing posts with label Bernard Madoff. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Bernard Madoff. Show all posts

Friday, March 25, 2011

Too Risky for Captain Cuckoo-Bananas?

In case you missed it--and since we didn't write about it, you must have missed it (really, you people are far too dependent on us for your news)--check out this tidbit from an article in yesterday's Times. The article described the various sources of Moammar Qaddafi's ill-gotten wealth:

"Libya became so flush with cash [after trade sanctions were lifted] that Bernard L. Madoff, the New York financial manager who stole billions of dollars in a long-running Ponzi scheme, approached officials overseeing the country’s $70 billion sovereign fund a few years ago about an “investment opportunity,” according to a State Department summary of the episode in 2010. 'We did not accept,' a Libyan official reported."
So, let's get this straight: Madoff's scheme was too sketchy for Qaddafi?!?

Madoff apologists will insist that the Libyan refusal to invest simply reflects a general anti-Semitic unwillingness to do business with the Jews. We cannot help but think, however, that, when the "Mad Dog of the Middle East" shied away from investing in a fund that had consistently posted spectacular returns, this should have served as a warning sign to someone.

Solipsistography
"Shady Dealings Helped Qaddafi Build Fortune and Regime"

Monday, March 21, 2011

The Great American Pastime: Securities Fraud Investigations

With Opening Day less than two weeks away, we approach baseball season with a certain resigned dread. Things don't look good for our New York Mets. After yet another disappointing season last year, the front office did pretty much nothing over the off-season to improve the team, On the other hand, given the results of their last few off-seasons, when they did make significant "improvements," we can't automatically assume this is a bad thing.

No doubt part of the reason the Mets have had such an uneventful winter is the fact that the team's owner, Fred Wilpon, is a target of an investigation by Irving H. Picard (who we have it on good authority is the great-great-great-great-great grand-uncle of Captain Jean Luc Picard of the USS Enterprise), the trustee for Bernie Madoff's defrauded investors. Wilpon and his partners were major investors in Madoff's business. Picard argues that Wilpon must have known that Madoff was actually running a gigantic Ponzi scheme, and was thus complicit in the criminal enterprise. Picard wants to recoup about one billion dollars from Wilpon and company to redistribute to Madoff's victims.

From everything we read, Fred Wilpon seems like a decent man, but essentially he's in a no-win situation. If he did know about Madoff's fraud, then he's a criminal. He claims, however, that he did not know:
"In the court papers, Mr. Wilpon and [his partner Saul] Katz portray themselves and their partners at Sterling Equities, their corporate holding company, as relatively unsophisticated securities investors who trusted Mr. Madoff and who effectively turned over control of hundreds of millions of dollars in investments to him."
In other words, not guilty by reason of stupidity.

As a Mets fan who has suffered greatly over the last few seasons, the Solipsist is inclined to believe this defense.

Solipsistography
"Mets Owners Rebut Charges in Madoff Suit"

Saturday, December 11, 2010

Conspiracy Theory

This is Bernard Madoff, the man behind one of the biggest financial frauds in history:



This is "Sonja Kohn," an Austrian banker who originally portrayed herself as one of Madoff's victims, but who is now being sued as one of his biggest accomplices:


Again, Bernard Madoff:

"Sonja Kohn," a "self-made woman," according to The New York Times:


I'm sorry, are we the only one who sees this?

(Image of Madoff from wikipedia.org; image of "Sonja Kohn" from The New York Times)