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Thursday, September 2, 2010

If the Bra Fits, Fine--As Long As It's at Least a C-Cup


We've been upset ever since we read this article in today's Times: "For the A-Cup Crowd, Minimal Assets Are a Plus." Significant quote:

"Ellen Shing, the owner of Lula Lu, a Web site and boutique in San Mateo, Calif., that caters to AAA- to A-cup sizes. ... says that while a small number of her customers come in looking for padded bras and tell her, “Make me as big as you can,” the majority “don’t want to supersize themselves.”

"Those customers, including ones who are nearly ironing-board flat, 'are happy with their bodies,' said Ms. Shing, 42, who wears a 36AA."

What the hell?!? If surfboards start to feel like they're acceptable and pleasing to men, then, the next thing you know, women bigger than a size-4 will start to feel like they are fit to be seen in public! And before you know it, repulsive uggos will start to think they should have the same rights as us normals.


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NOTE: WOS just went on record as saying that, "If you become a 'blog-of-note,' you can have a harem." She says that she then gets to have a harem, too, which doesn't seem quite fair, as she will not be quite as "of note" as we will then have been to . . . be. . . OK, we lost track of that sentence, but you get the point! You're all witnesses!

1 comment:

  1. Why would you want a harem? Don't you have enough to do already?!?

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