As a service to those of you who don't yet have a Facebook, the Solipsist has composed his very own questionnaire so that he can get to know you a little better, and so that Sloppists can get to know each other. Please answer the questions in the comments section. Thanks!
The Solipsist's "Getting to Know the Nation" Funtime Questionnaire
1. What is your favorite color?
2. What is your favorite book?
3. What is your favorite movie?
4. What is your favorite movie NOT starring John Turturro?
6. What was your childhood nickname?
7. What is your current nickname?
8. What is your porn star name? (Feel free to fall back on the old formula of combining your childhood pet's name with a town/city you lived in as a child: The Solipsist is Pookie Melrose!)
9. Favorite band or musician?
10. Favorite actor/actress?
11. Favorite Secretary of Agriculture?
12. Rent or own?
13. Paper or Plastic?
14. Sunni or Shiite?
15. What is your social security number?
16. Where do you bank, and what is your checking account number (please include the routing number)?
17. What are the first sixteen digits of your Visa or Mastercard. . . and, uh, as long as you've got it out, what's the expiration date and security code?
18. Where at home do you keep cash or other valuables?
19. Planning a vacation?
21. For how long?
22. If not, what time do you usually leave the house in the morning, and when do you come home?
23. Any large dogs or other security we should know about?
24. With whom did you have your greatest sexual experience?
25. If your answer to #24 was your current spouse/partner: No, seriously, who?
26. Really, we won't tell. Who?
27. What's your favorite blog?
28. OK, what's your favorite blog that rhymes with "Schmolipsist"?
29. Would it bother you if this questionnaire had only 29 questions instead of an even 30?
30. Does this make you feel better?
Thanks for participating!