Sorry about yesterday. Blame AT&T. The Internet went down at Solipsist HQ. As did the phone and the TV. We were like pilgrims! Without so much turkey and smallpox. Anyway, we expect to have things fixed shortly. In the meantime, we've managed to hack into a server at "Whitehouse.gov," whatever that is. Sounds British. We're sure it'll be fine. Now, we'd like to take a moment to rail against President Obama's capitulation to the Republican agenda, and. . . Oh, someone's at the door. WOS, could you get that? We-- Wait! Who are you?!? What do you want! Ow, our pancreas!!!!!
THE SOLIPSIST HAS BEEN TEMPORARILY SUSPENDED UNDER THE PATRIOT ACT. PLEASE DISREGARD EVERYTHING YOU'VE READ HERE IN THE LAST THREE YEARS.
THANK YOU.
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