So, let me get this straight: Last Saturday was Armed Forces Day (the culmination of Armed Forces Week!); today is Memorial Day; then, in November we have Veterans' Day. Plus, we're supposed to "think of the troops" on days like Thanksgiving and the 4th of July and. . .and.. . .and. . .I don't know, Arbor Day.
I just have one question: Who do these guys think they are?!?
They get three official holidays and a whole week. And what do I get? NOTHING! When, I ask you, when is National Solipsist Day?!? Because if these guys get a whole set of days for--what, exactly? Serving their country? Risking their lives?--then I should certainly get a day--a month!--for the services that I provide. I mean, seriously, I--
WOS: OK, I'm going to have to cut you off now.
SOL: But I wasn't fini--
WOS: Yes, you were. Hand over the laptop.
SOL: But--
WOS: Now!
SOL: Too soon?
WOS: Shut up. Happy Memorial Day, everyone. Thanks to all those who serve.
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