SOL: Y'know, I think that, if I were, like, the head army guy. . .
SOL: Yeah, that! Anyway, if I were that guy, and I had someone enroll. . .
SOL: Sure. If I had someone enlist, whose last name was "Partz"? I would never let him be promoted.
SOL: Get it?
WOS: Yes, we all got it.
SOL: Ahhhh. . . . 'Cause he'd be "Private Pa--"
WOS: I SAID WE GOT IT!
SOL: You don't have to shout.