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Friday, August 10, 2012

Just Another Day at Solipsist Central

SOL: Y'know, I think that, if I were, like, the head army guy. . .

WOS: General?

SOL: Yeah, that!  Anyway, if I were that guy, and I had someone enroll. . .

WOS: Enlist?

SOL: Sure.  If I had someone enlist, whose last name was "Partz"?  I would never let him be promoted.

WOS: Uh-huh.

SOL: Get it?

WOS: Yes, we all got it.

SOL: Ahhhh. . . .   'Cause he'd be "Private Pa--"


SOL: You don't have to shout.

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