WOS (Apropos of. . . Well, probably whatever I was doing at the moment): You're an idiot.
SOL: I'm NOT an idiot! I'm brilliant!
WOS: No. You're not brilliant. You're the opposite.
SOL: I'm NOT the opposite! I'm. . . I'm. . . . Hey, what's the opposite of opposite?
WOS: You got yourself into this one. You can get yourself out.