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Saturday, March 16, 2013

Just Another Day at Solipsist Central--St. Patrick's Edition

WOS: What is the big deal about St. Patrick's Day, anyway?

SOL: Well, he was the patron saint of Ireland. . . . I don't exactly know what the significance of the day is.  I guess it's kind of like July 4th or Cinco de Mayo.  Plus it's an excuse to drink a lot.

WOS: I guess.  But a lot of Irish people I know are just really against the whole Catholic Church thing.

SOL: Hm.  Well, St. Patrick also drove all the snakes out of Ireland.

WOS: Yeah, sure.

SOL: And all the tigers.

WOS: There are no tigers in Ireland.

SOL: Exactly!  That was St. Patrick!  He said, "OK, all you tigers!  Get back to. . .  uh. . .  India?"

WOS: Of course.

SOL: And THAT's why there are no tigers in Ireland!

WOS: I see.

SOL: Tomorrow, I'll tell you the story of why lemurs love canteloupe!

WOS: Can't wait.

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