SOLIPSIST: I've been working on a new catch-phrase.
WOS: Oh. . . kay. . . ?
SOL: Ahem. . . (Broad, farcical Italian accent) 'Don' a-blame me! I'm-a just the weeendow washer!'
WOS: What. . . Why. . .?
SOL: Pretty good, huh?
SOL: But it works with any situation!
WOS: What the hell is wrong with you?
SOL: Don' a blame me! I'm-a just the weeendow washer! . . . See?
WOS: You're an idiot.
SOL: I know.