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Wednesday, July 24, 2013

Just Another Day at Solipsist Central (Workplace Edition)

"What are you doing?"

"I'm tying my shoe.  What does it look like I'm doing?"

"It looks like you just untied your shoe."

"Well. . . yeah."


"Oh.  Well, see the other shoe was untied.  And after I tied that shoe, this shoe felt. . . funny."


"Yeah. . .  So I needed to untie and retie this shoe so that I wouldn't be . . . unbalanced."

"Oh, I don't think you've solved the problem of being unbalanced."

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