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Tuesday, September 24, 2013

Has He Never Seen American Football?

The other day, during a fall version of spring cleaning, the staff discovered an old metal yardstick buried in a pile of miscellaneous detritus.  One of the tutors, fascinated, grabbed the yardstick and began running around the tutoring center, measuring everything in sight.  The source of his fascination?  He had never seen a yardstick before.  He's Canadian, you see, and this magical, non-metric device represented just the most amazing piece of technology he had seen in his life.

Damn Equal Employment Opportunities!

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