Today at a meeting, I was sitting next to the president of my college, i.e, my boss. The main topic of the meeting was upcoming construction projects on campus. As the district's facilities manager began his presentation, he explained that what he was going to show us were preliminary plans, that we shouldn't consider these set in stone, and that we could assume changes would occur as the project progressed. In conclusion, he said, "Nobody here has crystal balls." Without so much as a pause, the president turned to me and said, "Whatever you're about to say, DON'T SAY IT!"
I didn't realize she knew me so well!