Last week, I got briefly excited when Vice-President Kamala Harris sent me a Facebook friend request.
About damn time! I thought.
Alas, it was not Kamala Harris, but Karen Harris. Or, more accurately, Harris Karen. I don't actually know whether this lady's first name is Karen or Harris because, you see, I don't know this lady. Based on the length of her Friends' list--which at last check stood at zero--I surmise that nobody knows this lady. It's almost as if . . . she doesn't actually exist!
Too bad really. She seems kind of interesting. She's a Bitcoin miner in Austin, TX. She might be able to answer some of my burning Bitcoin questions! Also, on the day she sent me her friend request, she also got married!
So, while I didn't accept the friend request, I would like to issue my heartiest congratulations to Harris and her beau. Given the fact that one of the first things she did on her wedding day was to friend-request a stranger two-thousand miles away, I predict a long and happy marriage.
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