Today, we pause to commemorate the birth of a great American. Someone who overcame obstacles to forge a path of brightness. A beacon of hope and wisdom in a troubled world. And a smokin' hottie, too.
Huh? Oh, we're talking about WOS. Martin Luther what? Oh, well, OK, he's pretty cool, too.
Anyway, in honor of WOS's birthday, we thought we'd have a little fun. WOS and YNSHC have compiled the following list of titles from Lifetime Movie Network. Now, don't click the link yet! Here's the game: Of the 20 titles below, 12 are ACTUAL LMN movies, and the rest are made up. Your challenge is to try to guess the fakes. Please leave your responses in the comment section. Answers will be provided tomorrow.
Have fun!
1. A Very Merry Daughter of the Bride
2. The Accidental Neighbor
3. Choosing Matthias
4. Demons from Her Past
5. A Wish for Isaiah
6. Moment of Truth: Dark Night in Wisconsin
7. 'Til Lies Do Us Part
8. I Dream of Murder
9. She Sleeps with Danger
10. Orphaning Joshua
11. Judicial Indiscretion
12. He Never Knew Her Name
13. Like Father, Like Santa
14. Moment of Truth: Justice for Annie
15. Raising Waylon
16. When the Clock Slowed
17. Seduced by Madness
18. A Decent Proposal
19. An Uncle for Christmas
20. The Babysitter's Seduction
Monday, January 18, 2010
Sunday, January 17, 2010
J-E-T-S! JETS! JETS! JETS!
Despite the general apathy towards sports displayed by most members of Solipsist Nation, we wish to offer today's column in praise of the New York Jets. The perennial underdogs, semi-affectionately nicknamed "Gang Green" by jaded New Yorkers, are only one win away from the Super Bowl after beating the San Diego Chargers today, 17-14. They weren't supposed to be here, but here they are. And now, they have to face the Indianapolis Colts. Auspicious! The Jets' only Super Bowl appearance came against the Colts (when they were in Baltimore). At that time, too, they were massive underdogs led by a hotshot young quarterback. And against all odds, they won.
1969 was a good year. The Jets won it all. So did the Mets. And it was in October of that year that Your Not So Humble Correspondent was born. Hm. . . .October. . . . Nine months after the Jets won the Super Bowl. . . .
Oh dear God!
1969 was a good year. The Jets won it all. So did the Mets. And it was in October of that year that Your Not So Humble Correspondent was born. Hm. . . .October. . . . Nine months after the Jets won the Super Bowl. . . .
Oh dear God!
Saturday, January 16, 2010
Addendum V
Do you suppose the person who first came up with the idea of "reality television" had just seen "Highlander" one too many times?
Addendum III
Ha! Get this! WOS just said, ""You're going to start twittering."
Twittering?!?
Uh, it's called "tweeting," Sweetheart.
WOS says, "You're dead!"
Twittering?!?
Uh, it's called "tweeting," Sweetheart.
WOS says, "You're dead!"
Addendum I
Just got a new mini-laptop that allows us to sit on the couch while we blog. Now, whenever we have a random thought, we can just grab Aloysius (the laptop) and fire off said thoughts without having to shlep all the way to the desk!
This is going to do NOTHING for our weight loss regime.
This is going to do NOTHING for our weight loss regime.
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