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Thursday, February 12, 2009


Well, for what it's worth, it seems that the Solipsist has stymied the advertising algorithm. Today's ad is simply an ad for Google Adsense. That's right, folks: An ad for ads. Tres postmodern.

But that's not the topic for today's post. The topic for today's post is. . . . Well, ain't that a kick in the teeth? The Solipsist really doesn't have much to talk about today. And while Seinfeld generated nine years worth of television out of nothing, YNSHC is not so talented. Sigh!

Hmmm. . . . You were promised posts about Star Trek and cereal. Recently, the Solipsist was at Trader Joe's, where he purchased a box of "Peanut Butter Puffins." Basically, this is "Cap'n Crunch" with a social conscience. Sadly, the puffins, while tasty, are not actually shaped like puffins. You can, however, help save the puffins (who knew they were in danger?) by sending in box tops. More importantly, though, the Solipsist's newly discovered love for this breakfast treat goes just one step further in supporting the ongoing thesis expounded in this blog: Americans are five.

That's all for today.

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