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Monday, April 6, 2009

One-Hundred Days of Solipsist

Well, as we look back today over the last 100 posts, it's time to take stock.  Wow, what a long, strange trip it's been.  You remember?  It seems like just three months ago, give or take, that this blog was launched.  Who could have imagined then where we would all be just 100 short days later.

It's all you, loyal Sloppists.  Without you, this blog would be nothing more than the nonsensical ravings of an egotistical lout.  But with you!  With you, it's the nonsensical ravings of an egotistical lout being heard!  Dare we say, worshipped?  We do!  We do dare!  Worshipped!

(WOS is telling Solipsist to shut up.  Hmmph!  Don't worry, she'll get hers!  Ouch!  Honey, stop that!  Heeeellllp.)

Anyway.  And they said it wouldn't last!

Why, it seems like only yesterday that the Solipsist was blathering on about his love for baseball.

Oh, wait.  That was only yesterday.

But still!  Look at the effect!  Just one day later and the New York Mets are in first place in the NL East!  Coincidence?  Not bloody likely!

So who's to say where this blog goes now?  Well, the Solipsist for one. But he is a magnanimous leader.  He will take suggestions from his loyal flock.  If you have ideas about where this blog should go, what topics should be solipsized, please place them in the comment section.  Your ideas might even be considered.

For now, though, the Solipsist is off to his 100th anniversary party at the Four Seasons.  We've been told that President and Mrs. Obama have arrived, and it would be rude to keep them waiting.

'Til tomorrow!

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