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Monday, November 2, 2009

Perfect Sentences (Continued) (A Brief Post)

We had planned to bring you a multimedia presentation, sure to launch us into the "Blogs of Note"-osphere. Alas, after snapping a bunch of pictures meant to document a "Day in the Life of Solipsist," we realized that we had a problem with the image editor on the computer at Solipsist Central: Specifically, we can't find it on the computer.

We should be able to do the minor image-work we need to do tomorrow at work, so the piece will be coming soon. In the meantime, we'll just leave you with an update on the quest for the perfect sentence. From a student essay about eating at McDonald's:

"It was the grossest, most nastiest feeling anyone with a tongue can experience."

You know, sometimes the Solipsist really has to restrain himself.

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