The final play neatly summed up the futility and ineptitude displayed tonight by the offensive unit of our favorite aircraft-themed football team: Trailing by one point--ONE POINT!--with less than a minute to play and no time outs, the Jets faced a fourth-and-ten at about their own 20-yard line. The quarterback tossed a perfect throw to the tight end who caught the ball at the sideline for a nine-yard gain. NINE YARDS! All the guy had to do before stepping out of bounds to stop the clock was to turn left and take a couple of steps--or even just shift the ball to his left hand and hold it out over the down marker. That, apparently, was too much to ask.
The worst part? We're probably going to hear about this from ACOS. Sigh. We log off to take our medicine.
For one day I can be happy about how much the J-E-T-S S-U-C-K. However, I feel pretty sure at the end of the season, it will be the Dolphins on the outside looking in.
ReplyDeleteAs always, Studyaid has astutely handicapped his Dolphins' chances.
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