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Tuesday, August 16, 2011

Reflections in an Archery-Themed Big Box

We don't appreciate the silent judgments.  Look, we're not proud about asking which aisle the squeezy-cheez is in.  We catch the hesitation, the stifled smirk.  But who are you to judge?!?  You work retail!  And you're soooooo apologetic when you lead us to the cracker aisle and find no squeezy-cheez.  Like you care!  (And you think we hadn't already checked in the cracker aisle?  Squeezy-cheez lovers may be uncouth, but we're not morons!)

And the cashier always greets us the same way.

Hi, how are you, today?

Fine.  And you?

But the cashiers never tell us.  Makes us wonder how sincere they are about the whole thing.

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