Solipsist: I know what I'm getting you for your birthday!
SOL: Well, Justin Bieber has a new perfume!
SOL: You don't want to smell like Justin Bieber?
WOS: No, I don't want to smell like Justin Bieber!
SOL: Well, actually, you wouldn't smell like Justin Bieber, you'd just-
WOS: Smell like something he'd like to smell, yeah, I got that. No, I still don't want the perfume.
(Pause. SOL begins to look annoyed.)
WOS: What's wrong?
(Pause. SOL continues to look annoyed.)
WOS: What's wrong?!?
SOL: Nothing! It's just. . .
SOL: Well. . . I remember reading something about Justin Bieber, and I remember it mentioned some stupid nickname that his fans were called. . . and I was going to call you that. . . but I can't remember what the nickname was.
WOS: Can't help you there.
SOL: Yeah, I know. It's really annoying me.
WOS: Well, that's what you get.
(NOTE: For the record, WOS is most emphatically not a Justin Bieber fan. That's what makes it a funny funny joke. Just wanted to clarify that.)