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Monday, May 7, 2012

What about the Vision and Scarlet Witch?

I guess I have to see "The Avengers."  I've had some concerns, but it seems to be getting good reviews.  I guess if you average out the awesomeness of the "Iron Man" movies, the general okayness of "Captain America," the mediocrity of "The Hulk" and what I understand to be the dreariness of "Thor" (didn't see it), you're probably in for at least an OK movie.  Since Hawkeye and Black Widow haven't shown up in movies yet, they would be the wild cards.

And y'know that image they keep showing from the movie, where all the heroes are circled up:


Don't you think Hawkeye must feel tremendously inadequate?  All those real superheroes must find his little arrows (no Freudian symbolism there, huh?) just adorable.  Yeah, I know Black Widow doesn't really have super powers, either, but she's packing heat--and she's Scarlett Johanneson  (Johanssen?  Johannesburg?) in a black rubber suit, so, y'know. . . .who cares?

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