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Saturday, August 25, 2012

Too Soon?

The shadowy arm of the US government responsible for such things today staged the death of "Neil Armstrong" at a Culver City studio.  "Mr. Armstrong" was "82."

"Armstrong" will go down in history as the "first" man to set foot on the "moon."  The purported moonwalk took place on "July" 20, 1969.

Irving Moncrieff of Cincinnati, Ohio (seen above), whose image has been used to portray "Armstrong" since the late 1960s, is alive and well.  He plans to continue working as a "Neil Armstrong" impersonator.


  1. . . . and here I thought it was Neil Young that was the first man to walk on the moon, and passed away today. At least that's what NBC wants us to believe.


    1. http://blog.zap2it.com/pop2it/2012/08/neil-armstrong-dies---not-neil-young.html