"Oh, and the ending! The ending of the movie was AWESOME! The bad guy? He's about to win, right? And he's coming over to the hero. . . And the hero's all. . .like, he's just about dead, right? And so the bad guy's getting closer, and closer, and closer. And all of a sudden, the good guy looks the bad guy right in the eye. . . and he's been holding the secret weapon all along! And the camera zooms in on the bad guy's face, and the bad guy's all, 'NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!'"
"Wow, that sounds great! What movie is that?"
ALL OF THEM! IT'S EVERY MOVIE! EVERY FREAKIN' HORROR/SCIENCE FICTION/ACTION MOVIE ENDS LIKE THAT! ENOUGH ALREADY!!!