. . . Or, "Teacher of the Year"? I'm Lucky I Haven't Been Shot!
STUDENT: Excuse me, I'm looking for a writing group that's supposed to be meeting somewhere around here?
SOLIPSIST: A class?
STU: No, it's just a group. . . A student group.
SOL: A club?
STU: Yeah! It's an unorganized writing club!
SOL: This school has a club for unorganized writing? It must be enormous!
STU: Oh! No, it's an unorganized CLUB.
SOL: I. . . don't know what that is, exactly--although it might explain why you can't find it.
STU: No, it's. . . You know, it's like, the club isn't really being run by the regular club groups.
SOL: You mean 'unofficial'?
STU: Yes! That's it!
SOL: Ah, OK! You're looking for the unOFFICIAL writing group!
STU: Yes, do you know where it's meeting.
SOL: No, I still have no idea what you're talking about.
SOL: Yeah. (Pause) Well, good talk!