(SOLIPSIST and COLLEAGUE OF SOLIPSIST are in the office. A pile of exams sits on the desk. These exams have been read once, and they need to be read by a second instructor.)
SOLIPSIST: So, I finished the first reads on these if you want to get started on the second reads.
COS: OK.
(A former student of COLLEAGUE OF SOLIPSIST, who now works for SOLIPSIST, walks in.)
FORMER STUDENT: Oh, are you guys reading those tests again, already.
COS: Every semester. . . .
FS: Yeah. You know (to SOLIPSIST) back when I took this class, you read my essay.
SOL: I did?
FS: Yup.
SOL: And. . . did I pass you?
FS: Yup. (Exits.)
SOL: Y'know, that's really kind of disappointing. . . .Like finding out you had the chance to kill Hitler and didn't.
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