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Thursday, December 26, 2013

Just Another Day at Solipsist Central (Workplace Edition)

COLLEAGUE OF SOLIPSIST: You know, next semester, we have a lot of new stuff happening. 

SOLIPSIST: I know, but it's OK.  We know exactly what we need to do, so everything will work out fine.

COS: You hope.

SOL: No, it's like that old saying, "The best laid plans of mice and men always work out just fine."

COS: Uh, yeah.

SOL: "Man plans, God gives man exactly what he planned on."

COS: You should probably check those quotes.

SOL: I'm not going to do that.

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