Now, light beers have been around for quite some time, and certainly caloric intake is a consideration among those who drink them--or, indeed, among those deciding between a light beer and one that will pass straight from one's lips to take up permanent residence around one's belly and thighs. But YNSHC is surprised to discover that apparently calories are THE consideration for the tippling connoisseur. That when one is trying to decide between the Mike's Hard Lemonade and the Cosmopolitan and something--anything--that will generate a mild buzz, the primary selling point of the final choice is how it will make one's butt look. Are there really that many health-conscious drinkers out there? And shouldn't anyone really worried about weight just have a nice glass of carrot juice?
Why not just grind up a couple of Dexatrim and mix them into your Guinness? Far tastier and probably more scale-friendly, too.