Today, the front page--THE FRONT PAGE!--of the Times included an article about President Obama. Apparently--brace yourself--he's going gray.
This article, and its placement, lead one to the following conclusions:
A) It seems that the presidency is a stressful job. Who knew?
B) Barack Obama may or may not be dying his hair.
C) It's an incredibly slow news day.
This last point is more a hope than an established fact. Because if this is what now passes for front page news, the Old Gray Lady is engaged in a descent to New York Post-like depths.