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Thursday, March 5, 2009

Slow News Day (A Brief Post)

Today, the front page--THE FRONT PAGE!--of the Times included an article about President Obama. Apparently--brace yourself--he's going gray.

This article, and its placement, lead one to the following conclusions:

A) It seems that the presidency is a stressful job. Who knew?

B) Barack Obama may or may not be dying his hair.

C) It's an incredibly slow news day.

This last point is more a hope than an established fact. Because if this is what now passes for front page news, the Old Gray Lady is engaged in a descent to New York Post-like depths.

Be afraid.

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