Sure enough, some virtual digging unearthed "NavlGazrBob." Yes, Slopists--
(Digression: We're going to change the spelling to "Sloppists," so that people don't mispronounce it as "Slope-ists," which sounds like a group for geometry enthusiasts. What's that? WHAT people? Shut up. End of digression.)
--Yes, Sloppists, that's right: NavlGazrBob is NOT the Solipsist! YNSHC is sorry to have to shatter your illusions, but the Solipsist does not tweet! And, really, you probably should have figured out that NavlGazrBob was an impostor. Admittedly, the signs were subtle, but a close reading of the tweets should have raised your suspicions. Here, for example, a transcript from January 23:
1/23/09, 4:32 am: Just got up. Cold 2day. Stepped in mud on way 2 outhouse. Ruined good shoe.
1/23/09, 5:57 am: Jolene burned the grits again. Ate em anyway.
1/23/09, 8:58 am: At work. Hog rendering plant smells usual.
1/23/09, 9:47 am: Mitch told funny Jew joke. Ha ha.
1/23/09, 10:02 am: Bathroom break. U don't buy coffee. U rent it.
1/23/09, 10:04 am: This is taking longer than I spected.
1/23/09, 10:09 am: Texted Mitch. He'll cover 4 me. Whew.
1/23/09, 10:21 am: Done! Finally!
1/23/09, 12:03 pm: Lunch. Chicken spread again! :-( Will talk 2 Jolene.
1/23/09, 12:48 pm: Finished lunch. Traded sandwiches w Zack. Turkey spread! Yum.
1/23/09, 3:13 pm: Mitch told funny [redacted] joke about Obama. Ha ha.
1/23/09, 5:28 pm: Trouble @ the snout pit. Note: Snouts go in the LEFT pipe.
1/23/09, 7:30 pm: Home again. Wheel of Fortune.
1/23/09, 7:56 pm: Did well on WofF. Guessed 2 puzzles.
1//23/09, 11:42 pm: Leno was funny.
Really, folks, the signs were everywhere.
So, for your future reference, only accept solipsizing from this licensed source. This is the Solipsist, signing off.
Or is it?