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Tuesday, January 26, 2010

Because Fascists Love Infrastructure (A Brief Post)

A stretch of highway in Colorado has been "adopted" by a neo-Nazi party. Many are outraged by this, but we have no particular problem. Nazis are known for their skill in keeping highways clean--particularly from contamination by Jews. Still, from a First Amendment perspective, it's a losing battle to fight them on this; adopt-a-highway programs do help states defray the costs of road maintenance; and let's face it: Neo-Nazi money is as good as any other money.

Yes, yes, a Jew is willing to condone neo-Nazis as long as they have money. Insert joke here.


  1. The money and the WHITES ONLY lane.

  2. Love the post. Am puzzled by apparent apostrophe-s construction to pluralize state. Certainly this is ironic reference to near-crisis situation in state? Patching things up with inappropriate solutions, yes?

  3. Ms. Doll: "apostrophe-s construction to pluralize state"? We have no idea what you're talking about! (Y'know, Stalin may have been a brutal dictator, but when it came to airbrushing photographs to eliminate historical traces of undesirable elements, he was really on to something!)

  4. I think it's a wonderful example of rechanneling. The former Nazis here in Germany are mad about recycling, for example. I think it's great they want to give back to the community. Although I can't believe there are still people who refer to themselves as Nazis in public. It can't be a big fundraiser, it's like calling yourselves the Douchebag party.

  5. We think "Douchebag Party" is already taken (see Limbaugh, Beck, Cheney, Palin, et al.).