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Saturday, March 6, 2010

More Sentences You Never Expected to Read

From an article in today's Times, about a new offensive on the part of the Somali government to retake the capital, Mogadishu, and ideally impose some order on that anarchic nation:

"There seems to be a qualitative difference, too [between this and earlier attempts to retake the capital]. Somalia's forces are now led by General Gelle, a colonel in Somalia's army decades ago who most recently was an assistant manager at a McDonald's in Germany."

Sounds like the perfect resume to us.

General Gelle actually graduated from the Ronald McDonald Management Training and Counterinsurgency Insititute.

The manager of Gelle's McDonald's is now the Prime Minister of Djibouti.

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