We're troubled, folks.
Today, while driving home from a cat-food-related errand, the Metallica version of Bob Seger's "Turn the Page" came on the classic rock station. (DIGRESSION: Strictly speaking, shouldn't Seger's version be the "classic"? EOD) Not really wanting to listen to James Hetfield whining about how hard it is to be a famous rock-star with millions of dollars and unlimited access to groupie sex, we punched the preset button for another rock station, where we heard the opening notes of. . .the Bob Seger version of "Turn the Page"!!!!
We fled the car before accidentally chancing upon the Placido Domingo version on NPR.