I'm sure you've all been waiting for my verdict on the new J. J. Abrams production, "Alcatraz."
On the one hand, it's basically "Lost" set in San Francisco, and instead of a smoke-monster, there are mysterious felons from Alcatraz.
On the other hand, it's basically "LOST" set in SAN FRANCISCO, and instead of a smoke-monster, there are MYSTERIOUS FELONS FROM ALCATRAZ!!!!
So, y'know, I guess I'm going with a thumbs-up.