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Saturday, February 11, 2012


"Hi.  I susbscribe to ***********.  I want to renew my subscription, but I was wondering if you offered any kind of teacher discount."

"Oh, are you a teacher."

"No.  I'm just curious.  I also want to know if you have discounts for cops, firemen, and taxidermists."

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