(In the commercial, a group of men are riding in an SUV. The car stops periodically, allowing one of the men to hop out of the car and check his cellphone. Invariably, he returns to the car, frustrated--we assume because he can't get a signal. Eventually, the SUV pulls into a spot surrounded by trees. This time, when Cellphone Man jumps out of the truck, he is happy. A close-up on the phone, however, reveals that he NOW has no bars. Turns out this is a commercial not for a wireless carrier, but for the SUV that has allowed this group of good buddies to escape the confines of civilization. They are now unreachable.)
SOLIPSIST: So. . . these guys are gay?
WOS: Wha-- Why would you-- What is wrong with you?!?
SOL: I'm just saying. . . .A group of guys. . . The wilderness. . . . I've seen 'Deliverance.'
WOS: It doesn't mean these guys are gay! Maybe they're just. . .looking for yetis or something.
SOL: 'Looking for yetis'? Is that what the kids are calling it these days?
WOS: I give up.
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