It's been a long week, what with midterms to grade, debates to tweet, Iranian hostages to free. (That might not have been me. I get me and Ben Affleck confused all the time.) I don't have much to report on today, so I'll simply share with you this headline that is, apparently, not from "The Onion":
"Lion Adopts Baby Antelope after Eating Its Mother"
I know not whether to kvell or cringe.