Trend-shy

It's been a long week, and I'm exhausted.  And while looking for something to write about, I saw that the Yahoo! trends list currently features stories on stucco-eating giant snails devouring Florida (not that those ground-standing chad-danglers don't deserve it) and some sort of walking shark stalking the reefs of Indonesia--all of which leads me to believe I'd be better off just crawling into bed and staying there throughout this blessedly long weekend.