WOS: Who's playing?
SOL: Indianapolis and Miami.
WOS: Who are we rooting for? Miami?
SOL: Well, Miami is kind of a Jets rival, so I guess I'm rooting for Indianapolis.
WOS: I think I'd prefer Miami.
SOL: But, ACOS lives in Florida and is a Dolphins fan!
WOS: So? You don't like ACOS?
SOL: Of course, I like ACOS! I just want him to be miserable!
WOS: That doesn't make sense.
SOL: You know! Don't you always want your cousins to be miserable?
SOL: You don't?
WOS: Of course not!
SOL: You're such a girl!
WOS: Men are stupid.
SOL: What's your point?