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Friday, October 4, 2013

Shocked and Saddened

I'm sorry.  I meant to write a scintillating and blistering piece on the continued intransigence of Republican leaders in Congress, but I just received some tragic news via Facebook.  A close friend of mine went to the Hardly Strictly Bluegrass Festival today.  This is a free multi-day concert held annually in San Francisco's Golden Gate Park.  Anyway, according to a posting on her page, she was trampled by turtles at the concert.  I have no idea how this happened.  I can only assume that these were abnormally large--and, for that matter, fast--turtles.  I cannot imagine how she could have provoked them to such a senseless act of rage, but it hardly matters.  She leaves behind a husband and a young daughter, who--

What?  A band name?!?  That hardly seems possible.  Hold on. . . .

Oh.  Huh.

Well, never mind then.

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