"So, when we use this kind of attendance-tracking system, we have to minus the holidays--"
"No, you don't."
"No. We do. We have to. It's the law--"
"No. No, you don't."
"What are you talking about?"
"You don't 'minus' the holidays. You know why? BECAUSE YOU DON'T MINUS THINGS! YOU SUBTRACT THINGS! AND WHILE WE'RE AT IT, YOU DON'T 'PLUS' THINGS, EITHER! YOU ADD THEM! AND YOU DON'T 'TIMES' OR 'DIVIDE' THINGS EI-- Well, OK, you do divide things! BUT YOU SURE AS HELL DON'T TIMES THEM! SO STOP WITH YOUR PLUSSING THIS AND MINUSSING THAT AND LEARN TO TALK!!!!!"
"Um. . ."
"WHAT?!?"
"You're still shaken up about 'Breaking Bad,' aren't you?"
"I don't know what I'm going to do with my life."
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