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Wednesday, December 28, 2011

Overheard at Target

"So, if it says 'Buy 4, get 1 free,' that means I get five, right?"

"Right."

"And the FIFTH one is free?"

"Right."

"OK, because I wasn't sure if that meant that the FOURTH one is free."

"OK."

"You could make that clearer, you know."

"I--  Well, maybe, but, did you WANT five?"

"Yes."

"So, why not just bring five to the register and see what happens?"

"That's what I did."

"OK."

"I must have stood in the aisle for five minutes trying to figure that out."

I weep for our generation.

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