This is how the world ends: Not with a bang, but with a sizzle. Or a lack therof. Depending on whom you believe, the world is either heading for an imminent and unavoidable bacon shortage or the bacon supply is fine and dandy. Consider, though: The people warning of a baconless 2013 are those stalwart Brits, while only feckless Canadians seek to reassure us there is nothing to worry about. Draw your own conclusions.
I, for one, am too shaken to go on blogging at this moment. To the supermarket!