Interesting factoid: The most common proximate cause of workplace violence is, perhaps unsurprisingly, being fired.
The second most common proximate cause of workplace violence, however, is reaching for a paper clip and pulling out an entire daisy chain, put together by someone with far too much time on their hands, who lacked even the minimal consideration or foresight to pause and think that maybe--just maybe--someone might one day need a freakin' paper clip and be in a hurry AND NOT WANT TO DEAL WITH DISENTANGLING ONE FROM A SURPRISE, SERPENTINE, PAPER-CLIP CENTIPEDE!!!!
Just sayin'.
